6 tips for getting you or your partner off when you’re feeling lazy AF and would really just prefer to lay there…
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I had over-hyped and under-delivered on a lot of promises, but in many ways the party exceeded my own expectations and certainly that of my guests…
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I am an avid fan of Seinfeld so I credit the show as my inspiration for throwing an annual, blowout Festivus party. I’ve celebrated since 2005…
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The most important thing about celebrating Festivus properly is to not give a fuck. I mean literally DO NOT GIVE A FUCK…
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I have considered myself to be a glorious troublemaker and generally defiant for as long as I can remember. For equally long, I have believed myself to be a genius. …
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Such seemingly perfect bedfellows, sex and travel, yet my attempts at combining the two have generally and utterly failed…
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Here’s an exchange between myself and one of those strangers who ask for career advice on LinkedIn. The guy’s message has since disappeared despite my reply, so I've paraphrased my impression of his question and included my thoughtful response…
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I saw a giant standing poster for it while in line for the ladies room and one of the quotes on the board was "the role Ethan Hawke was meant to play" or some shit like that. While watching this movie, that quote kept popping into my mind and I kept thinking, poor Ethan Hawke…
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Having sex with a new partner is a risky game. As a straight woman, my two major concerns are: how big is his dick, and am I going to get out of this alive…
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The first thing about NYC is this new word I’ve been learning called “boundaries”. As far as I can tell it means “no”. Everybody is big on fucking boundaries here. I’ll literally say hi to a girl and it’s not uncommon for her to say “I’m not interested in you please don’t talk to me”…
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This is not to say that YOU are stupid, you're probably amazing, but all of those thoughts and feelings you're probably consumed by are largely useless... and of course stupid…
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As an enthusiastic MoviePass holder I see a ton of movies and not all of them are good. Because I can see a movie a day everyday for a ridiculously small price, my willingness to see a movie has come down to timing, i.e., what is playing near me right now? Which is how I wound up watching Gremlins 2 at midnight a couple weeks ago.
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Earlier this year I posted a very wholesome and feel-good piece about the Girl Scouts — here's what I didn't include in that "love letter"...
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