Having sex with a new partner is a risky game. As a straight woman, my two major concerns are: how big is his dick, and am I going to get out of this alive…
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My rapist is number 33 on my list of sexual partners and differentiated with a ~ before his entry. He is listed as 'Handsy', which is what I dubbed him upon our introduction; the foreshadowing of that nickname still makes me sick…
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A couple of days ago someone shared a Tinder horror story with me, about a girl who wanted to fuck him with a strap-on...
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… I've always assumed that because I've never experienced a geyser or stream of fluid, then I was not an ejaculator. But maybe I've been wrong?
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The first thing about NYC is this new word I’ve been learning called “boundaries”. As far as I can tell it means “no”. Everybody is big on fucking boundaries here. I’ll literally say hi to a girl and it’s not uncommon for her to say “I’m not interested in you please don’t talk to me”…
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But then there's that gray area of fuck buddies — a gray area because even though my gut has labeled them lacking in the relationship material department, they do serve a purpose and allow me to enjoy the benefits of a real life physical man without having to get emotionally entangled...
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Earlier this year I posted a very wholesome and feel-good piece about the Girl Scouts — here's what I didn't include in that "love letter"...
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The last time I had period sex, it was pretty much just like the sex I had the week before...
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