Here is a perfect example of the kind of nonsense women receive on the regular from complete strangers, male strangers that is…
Read MoreAbortion has been legal as long as I’ve been a sex-having adult and the very real possibility that this may soon no longer be the case terrifies me on behalf of every American person with a uterus…
Read MoreWell thank God Verizon finally switched stupid people subjects to someone OTHER than “Blanche.” Have you seen “Blanche’s” commercial?
Read MoreTo any diner that actually has a maître d': GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF. Seriously. I’m talking about you, Kellogg’s Diner in hipsterburg and Coppelia in Chelsea…
Read MoreDamn you super-cute Reformation dress that I bought and can never wear without purchasing some crazy undergarment-shaping-bodysuit-contraption for way too much money. DAMN YOU…
Read MoreI have a lot of thoughts about dating and most of them are not good. A subject that comes up frequently, aside from the usual looks-job-experience bullshit, is WHO PAYS?
Read MoreI have cats; I buy kitty litter. Also I live in NYC so I don’t own a car and get everything delivered to my door via the interwebs to save myself from back-breaking trips on the subway. Tidy Cats is my litter of choice…
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