I need help getting sunscreen on my back which is why I use spray sunscreen. Through the years I have tried multiple brands and the sprayers have always been fairly shitty and I've never quite felt truly protected but honey bunny that's all changed…
Read MoreI saw a giant standing poster for it while in line for the ladies room and one of the quotes on the board was "the role Ethan Hawke was meant to play" or some shit like that. While watching this movie, that quote kept popping into my mind and I kept thinking, poor Ethan Hawke…
Read MoreOne of my best accessory purchases of all time is my black leather card wallet. I purchased it in person at the Smythson of Bond Street…
Read MoreMeditation doesn't have to be complicated and it certainly doesn't require any special equipment. It can be easily practiced by simply being quiet, anywhere you may find yourself, during any activity [or non-activity]. Mindful intention is all that's required to transform an ordinary act into a meditative practice…
Read MoreHaving sex with a new partner is a risky game. As a straight woman, my two major concerns are: how big is his dick, and am I going to get out of this alive…
Read MoreNot too long ago, I wrote about the act of shaving my head — what led to the decision, how it happened, how I reacted... Well it's been over five months since I first cut all my hair off and I've learned some things…
Read MoreFood, objects, smells and random experiences…
Read MoreBaby zucchini — who cares right? Wrong! I tried them for the first time just a couple of weeks ago and boy have I been missing out…
Read MoreMy rapist is number 33 on my list of sexual partners and differentiated with a ~ before his entry. He is listed as 'Handsy', which is what I dubbed him upon our introduction; the foreshadowing of that nickname still makes me sick…
Read MoreSometimes in casual conversation I reference the fact that I'm going to be 40. This started when I was 37 and it seemed healthy, a way to get myself comfortable with the idea. But somewhere along the way I began having to stop and think, how old am I really?…
Read MoreChange is tough. It’s uncomfortable, inconvenient and just an all-around pain in the ass. I have struggled with change in a million and one different ways and what has helped me the most is…
Read MoreThe lumberjacking competitions start tonight with an axe throw kickoff and a Jack/Jill series of chopping and sawing events. The axe throw thing is between a guy I went to high school with...
Read MoreThe birds are starting to chirp outside my window. I've only just lay down to sleep. I roll over in disgust, turning my back on the dawn attempting to break through the space between my heavy curtains…
Read MoreA couple of days ago someone shared a Tinder horror story with me, about a girl who wanted to fuck him with a strap-on...
Read MoreRecently I switched bank accounts and subsequently all expense funding…
Read MoreBrief video snapshots of moments I didn’t want to forget. Bands, strangers, places seen, events encountered…
Read More… I've always assumed that because I've never experienced a geyser or stream of fluid, then I was not an ejaculator. But maybe I've been wrong?
Read MoreMy Lai (1968), Heavy Broom (2004), Bird (2007), Blush (2007)
Read MoreThe first thing about NYC is this new word I’ve been learning called “boundaries”. As far as I can tell it means “no”. Everybody is big on fucking boundaries here. I’ll literally say hi to a girl and it’s not uncommon for her to say “I’m not interested in you please don’t talk to me”…
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