So you want to be choked (or tied up, or spanked…)?
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Sometimes I am a source for important stories. Here is one that appeared recently in an article on Hello Giggles…
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Alcohol lubricated the rough edges of social interactions; I never needed it to enjoy sex but I did need it to handle large groups of people. This is why, seven years off of all substances, I faced the prospect of attending my first orgy with near panic and a lot of questions…
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Sticking things up your butt can be so much fun — maybe even the most fun — it’s just a matter of finding out what works for you. Our bodies may all be different but we each have the potential for great physical satisfaction…
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I spend more time questioning what I've done because of "my gut" and whether the feelings I'm feeling are "my gut" than I do trusting and relying on "my gut"…
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Here is a perfect example of the kind of nonsense women receive on the regular from complete strangers, male strangers that is…
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The next day my tattooist arrived and I gave him the template for the work I wanted him to do just above your cunt. It read; “My name is Ellie and I am the property of My Master, Jan Debrukke, whom I will honor and obey until the day I die.”
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Her fingers brushed against my crotch. I then told her I wanted her to press her shoe, her black stilettos, against my cock. She placed her foot on my lap. I took her high heel in my hand...
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This story is also the subject of the SEX COMMUNICATION podcast, Episode 35 but told a bit differently… check them both out for the full picture.
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You know what makes me feel good? Getting shit DONE. And in my experience, the more work there is to do, the more work I will finish...
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Abortion has been legal as long as I’ve been a sex-having adult and the very real possibility that this may soon no longer be the case terrifies me on behalf of every American person with a uterus…
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Yes, these things are really on my checklist. Do you check the boxes?
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Well thank God Verizon finally switched stupid people subjects to someone OTHER than “Blanche.” Have you seen “Blanche’s” commercial?
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It’s a funny thing about shaving your head — you realize real fast exactly how much of a buffer your hair has been between you and oodles of things you never before considered…
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To any diner that actually has a maître d': GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF. Seriously. I’m talking about you, Kellogg’s Diner in hipsterburg and Coppelia in Chelsea…
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I lost my virginity to a prostitute. I heard a statistic about this sort of thing once, and it seemed like a large percentage, but I’m not just a statistic. There’s a story behind the experience. I believe this experience of losing my virginity to a hooker is indicative, pun intended, of something bigger. ..
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Damn you super-cute Reformation dress that I bought and can never wear without purchasing some crazy undergarment-shaping-bodysuit-contraption for way too much money. DAMN YOU…
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While visiting Muscat, Oman, I spent my last night in town at the Mutrah Souq ("souq" basically = market in an Arab city). I had rented a car...
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I have a lot of thoughts about dating and most of them are not good. A subject that comes up frequently, aside from the usual looks-job-experience bullshit, is WHO PAYS?
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